therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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