Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Randomize
