Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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