You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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