i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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