belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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