You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I want to be your penis for a week.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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