Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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