I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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