so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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