just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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