is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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