do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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