Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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