Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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