Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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