Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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