covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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