just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
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Don't fret little camper, you've already gotten one solid offer on here, I bet many others will follow. And unless you look like Charles Manson, it should be easy for you to find a replacement for the dead vibrator.
Oh, Hell. Who am I trying to kid. Even if you DO look like Manson, you'll get laid.
12:59 Of course a man cannot move at the same rate of speed as a vibrator, but I sure the fuck can hum as loud!!
i hate when that happens. and 11:48, the whole point of masterbation is to enjoy YOURSELF. maybe she has a boyfriend but needed a little "me" time.
Aren't you a guy yourself?
no man can move any part of his body at the same rate of speed as a vibrator.....its just not the same guys, sorry :)
12:32 mine doesn't vibrate, it must be broken.
vibrators are awesome, but will never replace the real deal!
Buy rechargeable, and keep them near the bed.
3:38 we understand- your ignorant, and we feel sorry for you. just stop talking, really.
3:38 Aw, did someone get shot down by a lesbian one too many times?
Do us all a favor and off yourself before you go all "Nice guy Sodini" on some random group of women.
Ahh, hate it when that happens!
The real deal vibrates with a vibrating cock ring
use the hands just liek the guys do.. u dont need no vibrator
3:22... last time i checked the 'real deal' never vibrates on the clit... a vibrator will replace the real deal any day. But I might be biased.
And OP... that's why me and my gf bought one that plugs into the wall. Best investment everrrrrrr
12:32, fleshlights dont vibrate. but they do make vagina analogs which pretty much look like a cut-out of the pubic area. not sure if they vibrate though...
12:30 yeah they do they are falled "fleshlights"
Been there. Just finger yourself and ask some guy on here to dirty talk to ya.
Been there. Major sympathies to you.
5:21 - are you still attracted to men? if so wouldn't you be bisexual? i don't mean to offend but i'm just curious. were you always super attracted to women or just prefer the sex now that you've tried it? i'm a guy, don't hate lesbians, just love women.
every real lesbian is a nasty butch hairy chick who just cant get laid by guys
or has only had experiences with asshole guys
why dont you sow your vag shut so you nor anyone else, can ever us it again ! D<
do they make vibrating fake vaginas for guys to fuck?
1:30 humming adds a LITTLE extra something but its just not the same
3:38 are you fucking kidding me? IGNORANT SON OF A BITCH.
OP- been there. sad, sad.
and for the rest of you assholes, i have a boyriend and a vibrator.
he's not always there the second i want him ....make sense? idiots.
im a lesbian, and ive been with plenty of guys. its just a perosnal prefrence that develops over time. so shut the fuck up. real lesbians DONT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH GUYS. end of story
that is exactly why i have a back up!
having a bad day - nothing ever seems to go your way....