He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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