they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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