On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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