You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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