she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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