we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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