well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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