I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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