yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Life is so much better after having sex.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Randomize
