...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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