how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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