My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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