What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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