whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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