So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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