do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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