Do you still have your period?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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