your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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