like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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