i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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