Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
