You made me cry and you don't even care
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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