you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Bring me that man meat
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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