Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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