Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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