Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Your penis caused this!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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