i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
