Your dad touched me again.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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