I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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