Dual....:-)
I wish I only lived at night.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Randomize
