first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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