you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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