you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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