Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
