Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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